Some child celebrities make it through adolescence without morphing into fugly adults. Drew Barrymore, cute as a button in ET, still managed to be a Charlie's Angel in the remake. (Keep in mind she WAS the least attractive of the triumvirate) The Olsen twins are mildly attractive in their own weird, "i slit my wrists" way, but by wearing uber-trendy, fashionista clothes, they manage to still exude strange, pubescent/ transitory sex appeal. A few adorable children were not so lucky.
1. Topanga from Boy Meets World
She hosts her own celeb gossip show now that pales in comparison to Joel McHale's, making her look like she has the sense of humor of a high school guidance counselor. I wanted to BE her until she grew boobs, and then immediately ecame a blimp. On more than one occasion, I thought she was going to reveal to the Matthews that Corey had gotten her pregnant. That would have been very forward thinking on ABC's part, and would have made Jamie Lynn Spears look like a huge poser.
2. Haley Joel Osment
Yikes. The Secondhand Lions movie he made with those old geezers definitely brought attention to the negative affects puberty was having on his career/ face. Didn't he also get arrested? Fail.
3. Raven Simone
That's so.... unfortunate. I'm not going to say any more; that bitch could lay me out. And then Bill Cosby and I could never be friends.
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