Twilight with the Kochers

This is what I want for Christmas

and I'm not even kidding. No... seriously.

Netflix is finding more and more ways to make me laugh.

Member reviews for The Help:

I have put Here on Earth in the mail...

Beautiful.

No Thanks.

No I will not. I will just trust you. And probably send you a hand-written thank you card now that I don't have to die a little inside every three hours.

Brandon and I were discussing this and I said it was because most people already have smart phones, and they check them 40 times an hour, so being notified multiple times for the same LAZER TAG PARTY FOR SHANIELA'S 23RD!!!!!! is redundant. AND REDUNDANT DOES NOT FLY IN THE ZUCKERBERG HOUSE, Y'ALL.

You are more than welcome for the pitchy Beyonce cover. And I picked this version because Adrien Brody's in it. Just.. because he's perfect in every way.

In honor of my first solo gig tomorrow...

I'll remind you why I started playing music: to throw myself desperately at men.

Just kidding. I don't do that anymore.

Children are dying... probably.

Also what's with the black girl? She makes one comment about science around 2:00, and then gets one "please" at the end... maybe she was busy. Or not funny. Maybe both.