We all need a sassy gay friend.

I posted the Juliet one on fb, but in case you don't know how Youtube and related videos works, here's the second best one. Also, thanks Adam. :)

Remember when I was all "Whatever happened to Obama Girl?!!"

Love/Hate Relationship with Youtube, y'all.

SO.

While Brandon is on mental and social hiatus from life working himself to death in scienceland, I've been doing exactly what you'd expect I'd be doing: WORKING, laying on the floor playing with my cats, practicing piano, and watching the trashiest shit possible on our coveted Bravia.

Within the past week:

1. The Little Couple- They are trying to multiply, guys. They're seeing a fertility specialist and hoping to find a surrogate. That bitch gon' get PAID. And it might even be an easy pregnancy... with a LITTLE ONE ON THE WAY!!! I slay me.

2. Kendra- She's embarrassed about her sex tape. Right. Because as Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, we are all shocked and disappointed in your behavior. Also, her baby AND her husband being named Hank is just downright agitating. You aren't going to call him "Baby Hank" forever. Or... right.. you probably will.

3. Kate Plus 8- the cable went out halfway through. I'm starting to rethink my current state of Athiesm. There's some sort of message here. THE BEST PART WAS WHEN AIDEN GOES "THE DANCE FLOOR IS GONE BECAUSE MOMMY GOT ELIMINATED." YESSSS.

4. Some really terrible Lifetime movie about a man who has a twin and he tricks him or something I'm so sorry. It was like 3 in the morning when I got home from work and needed to unwind but I can't watch "paid programming" without dying a little inside. Unless it's for Slap Chop, even though I already have one and it's the Pampered Chef version so it'll never break. I digress.

5. MOST IMPORTANTLY: Toddlers in Tiaras. I'm done with Say Yes to the Dress (you're fat and you have bad taste just elope already), and 16 and Pregnant is probably filming a new season, SO... those little bitches, their southern accents and their spray tans are MAKING. MY. LIFE.

The episode tonight was actually upsetting. The mom yelled at her son in front of the judges. Bad Form. She proceeded to huff his choreography to him while onstage spotting his stupid backbend in his spiderman costume, then admitted she thought he'd lose and she couldn't wait to order a pizza and pass out. Y'all. I love my TV. Anyway, I just spent 40 minutes trying to locate a video of the little girl from a million episodes back who wanted to win so she could use the prize money to buy a cow. 20 bucks to anyone who can find said video.

Why Travis has been selected to perform a toast at our wedding.