What do you say to your loving, sensitive, scientist husband

After he tells you he just killed 60 mice and is very sad?

Apparently not this:

me: im sorry you had to kill 60 mice

im sure they were happy to be no longer living in their stinky cages with their stinky mouse friends

they are in mouse nirvana now

lots of cheese and wheels and no cats

Brandon: I'm going to mouse hell.

me: there is no such thing

only mouse nirvana

lots of holes in the walls

Cinderella is there, and she will enlist their help in making dresses

And especially not this:

Travis: tonight you should be like

brandon

let's watch ratatouille

or mouse hunt

OH

THE WITCHES

YOU SHOULD WATCH THE WITCHES