First Post

This is my first post, and here are some things it will not include:

• my life story
  
• the reason I created a blog/journal/thing
  
• an amusing poem, specifically a haiku about the homeless man outside my apartment
• a funny story about my kitten ending in an anecdote about how i saved his life
• political opinion
• a youtube link to charlie bit me or the evil eye baby
• rambling about missing college/my youth/my family/the east coast/ukrops
• the screenplay/libretto I wrote about young adult angst
• a detailed replay of my day, including what I had for brunch (breakfast implies early rising), and long-winded, anti-climactic tales of mundane daily activities

So there. That's what I'm not doing. Here's what I am doing for my introductory, exciting, blog virginity losing post:

The Pangaean navy would have had virtually NO competition. BOOYA