What the hell are you talking about.

Now that she's becoming less and less relevant, it's getting a little desperate. Next she'll be claiming that the education system doesn't need any further reform because all our global competition was destroyed in a recent natural disaster.

"NPR, National Endowment for the Arts, National Endowment for the Humanities, all those kind of frivolous things that the government shouldn't be in the business of funding with tax dollars-- those should all be on the chopping block as we talk about the $14-trillion debt that we're going to hand to our kids and grandkids. Yes, those are the type of things that for more than one reason need to be cut."

-Sarah Palin

Today's Groupon

came one day and one hilarious hot dog reference too late...

My favorite youtube comment on the original:

"whatever happened to taking the bus?"

this is how i party (and party yeah)

Hot Dogs

Backstory: Brandon proposed his thesis today. To celebrate, we went to his favorite hot dog place. We were displaying mild PDA while waiting for the owner to take our order.

Hot Dog Place Owner: Heyyy now! I'm back here slingin' hot dogs. I'll be up there in just a second.

Me: I'm up here slingin' hot dogs, too.

Hot Dog Place Owner (shaking head): ughhh family business ughhhhhh...

In Heaven, Annette Bening wins the Oscar.

TAKE ME AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY.

from "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin:

"The trouble is," sighed the Doctor, grasping her meaning intuitively, "that youth is given up to illusions. It seems to be a provision of Nature; a decoy to secure mothers for the race. And Nature takes no account of moral consequences, of arbitrary conditions which we create, and which we feel obliged to maintain at any cost."

"Yes," she said. "The years that are gone seem like dreams- if one might go on sleeping and dreaming- but to wake up and find- oh! well! perhaps it is better to wake up after all, even to suffer, rather than to remain a dupe to illusions all one's life."